Proper, upright gentleman Alfred Theodious Knight had spent his life living down the antics of his scandalous family. Only the most demure, proper, appropriate wife would do for a man like him. When his wicked younger brother compromises just that sort of girl but won't marry her, Alfred steps up willingly. After all, he has to marry someone, and she seems like just the sort who will never let out so much as a peep to his authority. His life will remain precisely as he likes it--quiet, respectable and predictable.
Unfortunately, the outspoken, outrageous bride he came home with doesn't seem to be the same shy, speechless waif he proposed to...
And when did she become so much more appealing as well?